Laurel and Wincy Willis have made chicken balls. Jo Barnacle dips the chicken balls in batter and passes them to Froggy. The frog then fries the chicken soaked in batter in a floating grill, created via Lisa Wilson's magical touch of Asda Lettuce and Tomato Fillings. Also, fennel chuncks in minky have created a devil of a job to get them out. They have done this by pincering marble into a large cheese bundle. It is impossible for wincy to say how they managed this. It has made the floating grill extremely resistant to change and froggy has to manipulate it with his long limbs in order to keep it in check. Once the chicken balls are ready they are passed on to sales. John Holohan is very good at selling the items to Jo Public and so he is given the task. He is a one man sales force.

Oh there's a guy mowing the grass up there on a ride on lawn mower. Ladies and gentlemen I give you, things you can not do with v look up cookie dough:

Munchkin juice
Sammy seal and his magical delights
Part the seven seas
Create squash
The ruler of frivolity
Bend a fabric mouse
Coil up in a ball of plenty
Souce fish
Pebbledash a thatched cottage
Grow beards from scratch
Knock up hi hats
Produce uranium rods of doom
Get up close and personal with tinny
Be a nice citizen
Spend £3 on a DVD called 'My name is Hail Bail'
Eat ten bars of Rocky Robin in tandem
Make fruit appear from a telephone ear piece
Be grateful for loans of any kind
Mad Pete the canary lives in your house Nathan Jones
Pass the onus
Make a pointless machine do something of consequence
Cough up cough mixtures
Be a little bit Beverage
Put soil in pots and pans
Point at trees
Leave marks with sparks
Pertrude a gutter over a stone
Over egg pudding

It's nice to have a hefty pile of rock on your desk. Yes, all eat rock it'll make you hyper and cause you all manner of niceties. This is what Brian May had decided to do. He would consume rock until his mind was no longer his. Then he would drive to the mountain and climb it with a sack full of dough balls. It was a great idea in principle, but because of all the sugar he'd consumed he forgot about it half way there and instead took to rolling down the hill at Leeds Castle. First he performed a forwad roll, standing to great applause from Rupert Bear and his fellows. Then he farted out loud causing much merriment amongst his audience. Bodger was taken to hospital as his stomach muscles contracted to such a degree that he was bent double and stuck like it to boot. Well, Brian May decided he would drive him but he didn't know the way so Sally Peanuts went with him to provide the directional manipulation that was required. When they got there Bodger had fallen asleep and refused to wake up without a cup of coffee. So, off Brian May went to the vending machine to collect a nice fresh cask of maxwell house. The mere smell of the stuff woke Bodger into an absolute stupor and he ran as best he could, still bent double he was the sorry numpty, into the hosputal and they never saw him again.

Ken, this man named Ken, he had a pen. He gave it to his hen. The hen took the pen and went to live in a lion’s den. It was located in Southampton. One day the lions came home and when they saw the hen, well they fell in love there and then. The hen decided to share his pen in the lion’s den. Everywhere they looked all they saw was the mystical delights of Southampton. So, one day they all went on a day trip to Burkham Intersect. They took the train, no-one batted an eyelid, it was quite normal where they came from to travel via rail linkages. Once at their destination they laid out a lovely spread. The lions had made strawberry sandwiches and they tucked in with pure delight. It was the best day trip ever. Ken looked on, he was angry.

Tight sleeveless tops (when they don’t fit)
Big knickers - vpl
Fat arsed birds in thongs
Any adult wearing clothing brought from the Disney shop
Red chequered clothing of any variety
Combat trousers- this is not a war zone, it's an office (also anything with camouflage on it)
Jesus sandals
Global hypercolour
Anything tie dye
Grey shoes
Anything made by 'peter storm'
Pat Butcher Ear Rings
Bum bags
Record bags with stuff like 'dready' and 'spliffy' on them + Bomber Jackets
Tank Tops
Cardigans
Pin stripe suits
Burberry check (fake or genuine)
Comedy/cartoon ties
Comedy/cartoon socks
Too much gold jewellery
White socks with shoes
Lycra (when it doesn’t fit)
Fleeces
Flippers
Trousers with holes in the pockets
Top Hats
Ear Plugs
Nose Clips
Playing Card Dealer Visors
Marigolds
A Dinner Jacket (unacceptable)
Wizard's Cape
Batman Mask
Mittens (attached by a piece of string)
Duffle Coats
Waterproof Trousers
Tartan Slippers
G-Force Watches
Pyjama Bottoms
Orange Boiler Suits

Ringo went mongo in cognitive learning of the source of all that has been steam dried in the mouth of a bearded pig. This would include a club biscuit and a trio... caramel fill with a biscuit wafer. Fair enough.

The sheep travelled to Windsor on a boat on wheels. It used the wind to quite literally sail along the motorised 25 using slipstreams. Real days of thunder stuff. It had been taught how to do this at a day centre in Cardiff. None other than Joseph Barnacle, the giver of all that is bad in the world, was responsible. He'd sent the Sheep to Windsor to pick up some new Crayola Crayons, he was writing a book on humming and had run out.

Meanwhile, Bon Bon Bangoni was up to something. He's been to Spain and built up a really great tan and was boasting to his neighbours. He'd also made some bog standard sand castles, which he'd taken pictures of and was busy making postcards on his very own personalised computer. His plan was to open a shop selling these cards, he was sure people would like them.

This is what a bearded Perry Fenwick would look like: