Posts archive for: June, 2007
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What Not To Wear
@ 2007-06-29 – 16:59:14
Tight sleeveless tops (when they don’t fit)
Big knickers - vpl
Fat arsed birds in thongs
Any adult wearing clothing brought from the Disney shop
Red chequered clothing of any variety
Combat trousers- this is not a war zone, it's an office (also anything with camouflage on it)
Jesus sandals
Global hypercolour
Anything tie dye
Grey shoes
Anything made by 'peter storm'
Pat Butcher Ear Rings
Bum bags
Record bags with stuff like 'dready' and 'spliffy' on them + Bomber Jackets
Tank Tops
Cardigans
Pin stripe suits
Burberry check (fake or genuine)
Comedy/cartoon ties
Comedy/cartoon socks
Too much gold jewellery
White socks with shoes
Lycra (when it doesn’t fit)
Fleeces
Flippers
Trousers with holes in the pockets
Top Hats
Ear Plugs
Nose Clips
Playing Card Dealer Visors
Marigolds
A Dinner Jacket (unacceptable)
Wizard's Cape
Batman Mask
Mittens (attached by a piece of string)
Duffle Coats
Waterproof Trousers
Tartan Slippers
G-Force Watches
Pyjama Bottoms
Orange Boiler Suits