Ken, this man named Ken, he had a pen. He gave it to his hen. The hen took the pen and went to live in a lion’s den. It was located in Southampton. One day the lions came home and when they saw the hen, well they fell in love there and then. The hen decided to share his pen in the lion’s den. Everywhere they looked all they saw was the mystical delights of Southampton. So, one day they all went on a day trip to Burkham Intersect. They took the train, no-one batted an eyelid, it was quite normal where they came from to travel via rail linkages. Once at their destination they laid out a lovely spread. The lions had made strawberry sandwiches and they tucked in with pure delight. It was the best day trip ever. Ken looked on, he was angry.