It's nice to have a hefty pile of rock on your desk. Yes, all eat rock it'll make you hyper and cause you all manner of niceties. This is what Brian May had decided to do. He would consume rock until his mind was no longer his. Then he would drive to the mountain and climb it with a sack full of dough balls. It was a great idea in principle, but because of all the sugar he'd consumed he forgot about it half way there and instead took to rolling down the hill at Leeds Castle. First he performed a forwad roll, standing to great applause from Rupert Bear and his fellows. Then he farted out loud causing much merriment amongst his audience. Bodger was taken to hospital as his stomach muscles contracted to such a degree that he was bent double and stuck like it to boot. Well, Brian May decided he would drive him but he didn't know the way so Sally Peanuts went with him to provide the directional manipulation that was required. When they got there Bodger had fallen asleep and refused to wake up without a cup of coffee. So, off Brian May went to the vending machine to collect a nice fresh cask of maxwell house. The mere smell of the stuff woke Bodger into an absolute stupor and he ran as best he could, still bent double he was the sorry numpty, into the hosputal and they never saw him again.